Haapy St Paddy's Day
Posted by ryan, Wednesday 18 March
.. you bag of cocks.
Having my birthday so close to this annual day of drinking is a fucking curse. Most years my birthday is spent thinking about how fucked and unfulfilled the last year of my life has been, then a few days later I get drunk and dwell on that shit some more. So let me break down the difference between this year and last year.
13/03/2008
- 23 years old
- Single
- Shitty Job
13/03/2009
- 24 years old
- Single
- Better Job
My point is, in the space of a year, I only managed to make one positive change in my life.
Let me break that shit down even further, because my general attitude towards life at the moment can be summed up with the sentence, 'jesus christ I need to get laid.'
Questions? Comments? Observations? Go fuck yourself, I don't give a shit.
I have the fucking plague(Or flu, whatever)
Posted by Ryan, Friday 13 March
On my birthday nonetheless. What a great fucking day. Can't even take another day off work for fear of falling behind. On a lighter note, it's payday, which means pub tonight and new guitar tomorrow.
Unreleated pic attached.
Fat people should be banned from concerts
Posted by Ryan, Friday 6 March
Went to see Mogwai last night. Fucking awesome. I also had an ephiphany mid gig. Fat people should be banned from concerts. I don't mean people with a little extra weight. I mean obese people with no regard for their hygiene or personal space of others.
Last night, for example. This fucking fat fucker hugging his fucking fat girlfriend moving back and fucking forth rubbing their fucking fatty sweat over everyone else in the fucking room. I'm surprised their combined mass didn't create a goddamn black hole.